Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Why I probably most likely failed my French test.

You have those fucking days where climbing Mount Everest in chainmail with five babies, a Venetian, a vengeful Spaniard, and a princess strapped to your back with dental floss would be easier than sitting down and focusing. . . ? You notice how those are always the days before a French test / big presentation / mensa test? Drawn last night at 1 am while trying to study while listening to a friend babble about Gram Parsons, the art is clearly terrible but BOY does it explain why my grade is gonna be like a Z-. Sorry. Zed. I think the plot is Babe the blue ox got turned into a giant blue vampire ox and is trying to eat a Coca Cola big rig that is parked at a rest stop/diner called "Stop." The dead bodies in Babe's mouth and hand are a clear homage to Goya's creepy ass picture of Saturn eating his progeny.


Anonymous said...

poor b!
some days your brain just decides to go walk-about and there's nothing you can do to stop it . . . pecos bill looks like robert conrad as the fur trader in centennial- . . . i haven't listened to the vandals in quite a while (they just fell off my radar) but now i started digging out them and some other old so-cal punk records (dickies, plugz, angry somoans, etc)- great fun! follow the link to access your Official Thank You Gift - it's a live set from dag nasty, one of the vandals' comrades - they toured together quite a bit back in the day
. . . glad to hear you've solved the mystery of the raspberries AND verified the functionality of the smoke alarms - way to go! . . . you really can't get a good cannoli in central Texas, but you CAN get about a bazillion different kinds of kolaches so i'm not gonna complain . . . Madeleine L'Engle - :(

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Jim said...

Them's some lovely doodles, nonetheless.


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