Monday, September 10, 2007

Speaking of important questions.

There are so many questions to ask when one lives in a dorm.
Why does the hallway smell like fake raspberries? Does "Emily" ever listen to anything besides the greatest hits of 10th grade on full blast? Who designs a kitchen with the 2 stoves right next to each other? Who designs a ladies restroom with no waste baskets in the stalls? Who stole the communal dish soap that smelled of lemons? (And damn their hide) Do you suppose the fire alarms in the room really work? The ones in the stairwell? WHO LEFT THE TWO DIFFERENT WADS OF GUM IN THE SHOWER?
[Good lord. I just learned that naive ladies like me should not image google "dorm."]

2 comments:

Jim said...

Now I feel obliged to google "dorm".

*looks*

Oh. Now I understand.

ken said...

• Why does the hallway smell like fake raspberries?
o Housekeeping is all out of the fake coconut stuff and fake "Ocean Breeze" just won't mask the REAL smell
• Does "Emily" ever listen to anything besides the greatest hits of 10th grade on full blast?
o Emily thinks that she has great taste – everybody should love 3 Doors Down and Nickelback . . .
• Who designs a kitchen with the 2 stoves right next to each other? Who designs a ladies restroom with no waste baskets in the stalls?
o You’ve obviously never dealt with an official university space coordinator . . .
• Who stole the communal dish soap that smelled of lemons? (And damn their hide)
o Somebody’s probably using it to try and remove gum from the showers . . .
• Do you suppose the fire alarms in the room really work? The ones in the stairwell?
o You know, there’s really only one way to be sure . . .
• WHO LEFT THE TWO DIFFERENT WADS OF GUM IN THE SHOWER?
o Hmmm . . .

. . . the Proposition has been on my list for a while now, thanks for the soundtrack, it’s really very good . . . Shoot ’em Up! was great fun, I enjoyed it even more than Grindhouse – it really is like a bizarre-world Warner Bros. Cartoon . . . King Solomon’s Mines is one of my favorite books – I hope you enjoy it!

(you've gotta know that you can image google anything and find a perky webcam gal)

 

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