The Lenten Package

Nun: On special offer this month we have the Lenten package. £150 - plus V.A.T. - plus booking fee, that's £200. Father Ted: £200?! I'm not trying to buy cocaine!

Ash Wednesday. The day you learn that they don't teach any courses like "How to Draw a Cross" at priest school. Enjoy this Lenten Mix! Ostensibly, it's to help those who participate decide what they might give up by listing various vices through music, including profanity, sex, gambling, drugs, booze, fighting, and television

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ALL SONGS IN ONE FILE [sharebee] or as separate tracks (below)

Pasties and a G-String | Tom Waits
["Harder than Chinese algebra"]
Irish Drinking Song | Buck-O-Nine
["Mary McGregor finally got some sleep" ]
Cocaine Blues | Ro Hogsed
["Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be"]
Blood Sex & Booze | Green Day
["Blood sex & booze"]
Seeing Double at the Triple Rock | NoFX
[Check out the video]
TV Party | Black Flag
["Alright!"]
The Way You Do | Devil Doll
["Just name the time and place"]
Cocaine Blues | Townes Van Zandt
["Coke's for horses lord it ain't for men"]
Tall Cans in the Air | Transplants
["Fuck you"]
Bottle of Smoke | the Pogues
["I went to Hell/And to the races/To bet on the Bottle of Smoke"]
Smoke Two Joints | Sublime
["And then I smoke two more"]
Girls | Beastie Boys
["To clean up my room"]
Too Drunk to Fuck | Dead Kennedys
["Now I have diarrhea."]
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) | Tex Williams
["I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree"]
Cocktails for Two | Spike Jones
["We'll be so glad we're both alive"]
House of the Rising Sun | Muse
[(Sorry, I thought I had a different version but this is it.)]
Pink Elephants | [Dumbo]
[wtf, i love this sequence]

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Further Information on Ash Wednesday:

• Father Ted: Cigarettes, Alcohol, and Rollerblading (Watch: I, II, III)
• Ash Wednesday
  

Thanks to Caitlin for helping me put the mix together!